Bucket List, Doggy Style

How would you define whether your dog's having a good time? :p Somebody once told me that you can't want what you don't know about. Meaning Pringles can't desire to roam the great green fields in France/London/Canada (anywhere where dogs are treasured...and CAN be off-leash legally), and inhale some of that first-world country air. Also means Pringles can't desire to eat Biscotti, but can desire some of that tender, steamed white chicken.

Nonetheless, I do have a rather frivolous dream of getting a job somewhere temperate, clean and green, and be able to house him in a landed house, and to run with him in great fields of grass and flowers blooming in the brisk country air, like in any Jane Austen movie. But given that Pringles isn't my dog, I don't think that's very possible... :(

Found this bucket list for dogs though.. Let's see how he measures up, shall we? :)

50 things every dog should do before it dies

1. Flop down in front of a morning fire
Ooh how did the listmaker guess that my greatest dream now, is to be able to take Mr. Paws overseas to enjoy the joys of winter..

2. Go for a swim in the sea

3. Go mad in the snow
Working towards it mr. paws!!

4. Dig up a flower bed 
No, pls, no.

5. Do the 'Beethoven' shake and soak everyone around you

Everytime at the pool
6. Have your own spot on the sofa

7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride
Doesn't like to run :(

8. Attend a family picnic

9. Help your owner bag a date
Many, many dates :)

10. Cheer your owner up when they are down
au contraire, he ignores us > : (

11. Visit a different continent
Working towards it :<

12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle
thank goodness, no.

13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes
that's how he got chased away from his first home!

14. Sleep in your owners bed

15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss

16. Chase a cat during a dream

17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language

18. Join in a football game in the park

19. Meet a famous dog

20. Try your paws at dancing

21. Convince your owner you can howl English words

22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath
Pringleman dropped Levain on him!

23. Howl along with your favourite song

24. Ride in an open top car

25. Learn to skateboard

26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking

27. Show the postman who's boss

28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding

29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree

30. Go to work with your owner

31. Have your own social media page
@pringlepaws!!

32. Bound through a forest

33. Have a personalised kennel

34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs

35. Play frisbee on the beach

36. Receive your own birthday card

37. Steal someone's lunch when they're not looking

38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'

39. Eat doggy ice cream

40. Create a diversion and steal another dog's dinner

41. Rug a doggy marathon

42. Receive a doggy birthday cake

43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion

44. Unwrap birthday presents

45. Watch Lassie on TV

46. Be in a family portrait

47. Have a stand off with your own reflection

48. Have a favourite local pub

49. Star in a YouTube video

50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel